our lampoon issue

The Weekly Sillimanian (tWS), now in its 105th year, is still on the run, still on its toes, and still grilled by both orthodox and heretics. On our last issue for this semester, we just have to give you the hiccups and sorry in advance for the semi-inside jokes. Yes, we’re having our lampoon issue.

Just last month, our news writer caught a regional student organization drinking liquor in their booth. It was during the Hibalag festivities, one of the university’s Founders events. I know it sounds preparatory and all, prohibiting such drinks to collegedom, but it’s a university policy. So, what better way of making a fool out of it is to, you know, play it on us. This time, they caught us.





Cloudy has already left us, lingering in the corporate world that seems so detached from what we could imagine. And who’s the right one to replace such feisty tWS staffer? Well, there’s this dancer who is still recovering from her post-emotional impasse. I guess it helps sharpen her tongue. Letter senders, just be ready.

And there’s more, actually. There’s Gussip Girl, the staple In Vino Veritas, Sports News (almost a grand slam for the Pink Unicorns), and Horrorscope, one book review by famous writer Ian Perming Gamug-ot (hehe...) and others. Just pardon us, we need to loosen up. This is our only time to get, umm, creative.