Monday, December 28, 2009


Go to your trusted dentist now and avail the Year-ender Braces Adjustment before the clock strikes twelve midnight on December 31. The first 12 patients will get a 40% discount, plus unique Mickey Mouse brackets and glow-in-the-dark elastics. This service is offered by all dentists across the country.

With your Year-ender Braces Adjustment, you wouldn’t only get that perfect smile in the next three to five years but you would also receive the Stupid Mistake Certificate. This special token is a testament to your unthinkable decision for having those pearly whites cringe in this season of feasts and merrymaking. Lechon, chicharon or fried dumpling? Nah.

So what are you waiting for? Be tortured in every bite.

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